>TFW WHEN THINGS GET BETTER

mariacallous:

ALT

p-a-x:

livefromthehumanzoo:

p-a-x:

cyberracist:

livefromthehumanzoo:

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

idanit:

a day off at some country estate or other

appldino:

Born to be a cool ass cowboy, forced to live as a British man in London

petork:

Bingo: Bertie’s valet is throwing bricks at my house but what am I going to do? Stop him?

Bertie: He’s increasing the amount of bricks in your house thereby making it stronger. He’s saving your life

Bingo: Queen of throwing bricks at my house and saving my life

sandwichsapphic:

did he. did he just slap bertie’s ass?

sandmandaddy69:

idanit:

POV you’re the young mistress and you see your maid off the clock in a New York City club

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